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Naszty. Did you scrub the bathroom floor today? It's not clean! What's wire hangers doing in your closet when I told you NO WIRE HANGERS EVER! Is it too much to ask for a daughter who cares as much about the beautiful things I buy her as she does about me. Why can't you give me the respect I deserve, the respect I'm entitled to, the respect I would receive by any stranger on the street?!?!
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Re: girl! I can smell your cult
Thu, February 16, 2006 - 12:04 PMsir,
i sympathize with your feelings regarding coat hangers of the wire variety. i use wire hangers:
a) not because you buy me dresses - pretty dresses - beautiful dresses - $200 dresses and i defile them by placing them on wire hangers
b)not because they make you pull your hair out while your face is smothered, covered, and chunked with weird green facial mask cream
c)not because they make you fling yourself to the cold tile of my private bathroom (after all, i'm a twelve year old who shares a bedroom with my brother who needs to be strapped into bed everynight for which reason is never really outlined, yet i still have my own bathroom) and you thrash about in a frenzy coating the room with oxygen bleach scouring powder chanting "everything is dirty! everytthing is dirty!!"
no.
i use wire hangers beacause i know they repulse you. i use wire hangers so you stop putting the nasty dirty 30"x40" homo-erotic porno-collages inbetween the clothes hanging in my closet. is this some sort of subliminal message, you freak? do you need a friend?
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Re: girl! I can smell your cult
Thu, April 13, 2006 - 9:54 PMwire hangers are the Lord's way of chastising you Carrie!
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strapped into bed
Tue, May 9, 2006 - 10:37 AMYou know as well as I do that the straps are to prevent… how can I say this in mixed company? … "Self-Abuse." You don't want your own brother to go blind or break out in sores that ooze puss and soil the furniture?
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